- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Obama lin Baden.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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