I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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