- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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