- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Caramel Boing.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Where are you going Your house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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