- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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