- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Pianos.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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