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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Beka has AIDS

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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