Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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