- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

homosexual rights to marriage

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

binladin walks into the american seals

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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