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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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