- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

I just threw up..In my pants.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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