- Anti Joke

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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