Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

FUS RO DAH!!!

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

No soup for you!

what's up? my penis.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

One time i was sitting down

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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