- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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