hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

9/11

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

1+2 = 6

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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