- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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