how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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