- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

how much fish could a chicken

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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