Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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jews

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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