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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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