What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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