Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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are u black unlucky

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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- Helen Keller

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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