Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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