What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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the sky is green no it is not

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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