- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

lets bomb africa

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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