Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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