do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Anti Joke

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