- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Guess what? I like trains.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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