Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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