- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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