Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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