- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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