- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the man say to his doctor?

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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