Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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guess what what ...

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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