Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Sarah Palin.

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An anti-joke

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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