Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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womens rights

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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69.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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