How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Turkeys are obese

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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