- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is 9+10? 19

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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