- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Poop...

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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