"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

thumb_up thumb_down -20

12/23/2012

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

call me maybe.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

thumb_up thumb_down -20

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

thumb_up thumb_down -20

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops