What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Penis

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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