Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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american idol

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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