Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Anti Joke

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