- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Women's rights.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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