Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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