What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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