Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Anti Joke

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