- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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