Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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