theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

angelo snyder is not ga

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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