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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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