Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

one stop shop

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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