How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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where's mom I killed her

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