- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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