Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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TOP KEK

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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