Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Eric is gay Ha

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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