What do I hate? people

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Your girlfriend.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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