Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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