- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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