- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Justin beiber..

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Women's rights.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??