- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

NEVER

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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