Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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25

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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I am quite mature.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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