Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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