What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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