Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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