- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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