roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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