- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Ready for something funny? nothing

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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