- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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