What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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