- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Gay rights.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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