- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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