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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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