- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

it was all Tagart

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

how do you save a black man ... u don't

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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