- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

smell the vitamin C

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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