Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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