- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

womans having rights.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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