- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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