- Anti Joke

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.