- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Obama = ebola

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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