Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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9/11

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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your mom.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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