What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Andoni was here

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Death by kayak

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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