Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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