The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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