Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

men's rights activists

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A lot eh?

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

womens rights.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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