- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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