- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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