In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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YOU

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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