Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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