What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Who is it?

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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