- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Black people in Camden NJ.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

irish man drinking john smiths

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