- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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