- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

a man makes a bad joke

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

knock knock Goodbye

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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