- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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