yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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