- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Gordon Brown smiles.

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