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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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