- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is green and slow Grass.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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