An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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