Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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