- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

So a horse walks into a barn.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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