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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

i like turtles

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...