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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's big and purple? Barney

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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