Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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child labor

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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