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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A black man walks out of a police station

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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