- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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