- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what came first the chicken or the chips

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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