Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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