Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

antonis sister is mighty fine

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

I'm Polish.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Beka has AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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