A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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