- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

binladin walks into the american seals

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

homosexual rights to marriage

Anti Jokes = Drained

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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