- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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