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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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