Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Your Mom

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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