- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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