- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

womens rights.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Take part of what?

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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