A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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