- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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