- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Men's rights

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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