- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Diarrhea

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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