A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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