- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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