Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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