a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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