A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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the holocaust

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Justin Bieber

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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