- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

class is canceled. My professor died.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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