- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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