why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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