- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

the sky is green no it is not

Knock Knock. Doors open

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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