Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What is funnier than 24 69

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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