How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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