What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Anti Joke

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