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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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