- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

This isn't funny.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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