What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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ur gey

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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sfdg

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Indians

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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