How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

whats black white and red all over an abused child

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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