How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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