What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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I <3 Hitler

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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