- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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