- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Barack Obama.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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