A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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