Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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