- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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