- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

So a man walks into a bar, right?

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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