What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's just not right? Left

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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a man was shot.... he died

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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