- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

YOU

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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