- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

TOP KEK

What's up? Your time.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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