- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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