I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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