why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...