- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

whats 1 + 1? 2

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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