- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A black man walks out of a police station

Take part of what?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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