what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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