How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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