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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Smelly Indians.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Please don't shoot me

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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