- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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