Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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your so fat. your fat!

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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