- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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