- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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