- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What stops a train? A missile

All of these jokes are about white people

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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