What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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And you honored it I see :P

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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