Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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