- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

hers a joke... japanese people

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