- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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