What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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