- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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