- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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