The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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