If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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