- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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