- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A man died.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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