- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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