- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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