If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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