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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Who is it?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.