- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Weaner

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

outside your comfort zone

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

woman's rights

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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