Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Who is it?

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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