A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why? Because.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What do we call Osama? Osama

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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