- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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