Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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