Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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rent a cops

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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