Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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