What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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