What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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