Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

9/11

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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