Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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