- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Obama lin Baden.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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