- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Fine, ladies first.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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