- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

NEVER

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Want to hear a joke? No.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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