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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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