What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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