What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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