- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Matthew Wyckoff

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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