- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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