3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Yellow People !!

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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