I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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