Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

jews

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Anti Joke

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