What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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If life gives you lemonade.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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