- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

silver bullet?

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Badabing.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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