:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why Did the throw up He was sick

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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