How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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