Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What do we call Osama? Osama

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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